[Intro]
I thought that I had everybody
on my side
but I went and blew it
all sky high
and now she won't even
spare a passing glance
all just because I
ripped my pants
[Verse]
when big larry came 'round just
to put him down
Spongebob turned
into a clown
And no girl ever wants
to dance with a
fool who went and...
ripped his pants
[Chorus]
I know I shouldn't mope around
I shouldn't curse
but the pain feels so much
worse
[Verse]
Cause winding up with no one
is a lot less fun
than a burn from the sun
or sand in your buns...
[Chorus]
Now I learned a lesson
I wont soon forget
so listen and
you wont regret
Be true to yourself
dont miss your chance
and you won't end up
like the fool...
[Outro]
who...
ripped...
his...
pants.....
