Verse
Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
I've seen those English dramas too, They're cruel
So if there's any other way To spell the word
It's fine with me, with me
Pre-Chorus
Why would you speak to me that way
Especially when I always said that I
Haven't got the words for you
All your diction dripping with disdain
Through the pain I always tell the truth
Verse
Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
I climbed to Dharamsala too I did
I met the highest lama
His accent sounded fine to me, to me
Pre-Chorus
Check your handbook It's no trick
Take the chapstick Put it on your lips
Crack a smile Adjust my tie
Know your boyfriend, unlike other guys
Chorus
Why would you lie about how much coal you have?
Why would you lie about something dumb like that?
Why would you lie about anything at all?
First the window, then it's to the wall
Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth
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Solo
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Pre-Chorus
Check your passport It's no trick
Take the chapstick Put it on your lips
Crack a smile Adjust my tie
Know your butler, unlike other guys
Chorus
Why would you lie about how much coal you have?
Why would you lie about something dumb like that?
Why would you lie about anything at all?
First the window, then it's to the wall
Why would you tape my conversations?
Show your paintings At the United Nations
Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth
Outro
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