Verse 1
A green plastic watering can
For a fake Chinese rubber plant
In the fake plastic earth
That she bought from a rubber man
In a town full of rubber plans
To get rid of itself
Chorus
It wears her out..
It wears her out..
It wears her out..
It wears her out
Verse 2
She lives with a broken man
A cracked polystyrene man
Who just crumbles and burns
He used to do surgery
For girls in the eighties
But gravity always wins
Chorus
And it wears him out..
It wears him out..
It wears him out..
It weeeeeaaaars
Verse 3
She looks like the real thing
She tastes like the real thing
My fake plastic love
But I can't help the feeling
I could blow through the ceiling
If I just turn and run
Chorus
And it wears me out
It wears me out
It wears me out
It wears me out
Outro
And if I could be who you wanted
If I could be who you wanted
All the time..
All the time..
